Nov 30, 2005

It May Be Too Late...

for most members of Congress.

It starts out with simple campaign contributions and that almost always leads to the hard stuff.

We don't have a large budget here at Justice for an expensive public service campaign to prevent corruption. Help us be judicious with your tax dollars by submitting your ideas for my new DOJ...
" Just Say No Thank You To Graft Program."
The winning entry (poster and slogan) will receive a signed 8 x 10 glossy of yours truly and the thanks from a grateful nation. It will then be delivered to 100 Senators and 435 members of Congress (make that 434 - we are too late for Duke).
Good Luck!
Deadline for entries is December 16th.
For your convenience email:

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, my campaign slogan would be: "Commit the crime or you thumb would be cut off." That is exactly what the Mayor in Reno wanted to do to people who graffiti the city. And the prize is a 8 x 10 glossy of you, Fitz, with a signature??? Color or Black and white? You have to do more better than that. Is your piggy bank budget of DOJ that small???

2:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another campaign slogan should be: "Politicians should only have two terms: one in office and the other in prison."

2:39 PM  
Blogger bluewild said...

A poster? How do we send you a poster? I don't even know how to send you a picture. We have to make a poster? Geez...a poster, too?

3:02 PM  
Blogger Patrick J. Fitzgerald said...

I suggest using Paint Shop Pro (free online DL at or Photoshop and use a digital picture of Duke, DeLay, whomever and superimpose your slogan.

Email your entry to me personally since this is my pet project or to if it is more convenient.

3:14 PM  
Anonymous V from DC said...

Hmmm... this outta be interesting.

Here's the rub: with the White House staff [the treasonous 23] in the crosshairs, how do we anticipate the 400+ to clean house. . .

Me thinks we need to fix the prosecutorial budget first to go after these red-handed knuckleheads

all of 'em.
at the same time.

It would be a very very Merry Fitzmas for months to come!

5:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmm. 12 CongressCrooks, huh?

Tom DeLay (Chief Crook)
Roy Blunt (Replacement Crook)
Bob Ney (Coins and Casinos Crook)
John Doolittle (Animal Farm Crook)
Dana Rohrabacher (Islamic Terrorist Crook)
Tom Feeny (Beneficiary of Most Corrupt Voting Processes Crook)
Denny Hastert (Next in Line to the Presidency Crook)
Frank LoBiondo (There Is TOO Such a Thing as a Free Lunch Crook)

Jon Cornyn (Former future SCOTUS Crook)
Conrad Burns (At Least Lives in an Appropriate State Crook)
Dave Vitter (Hysterical Corruption Form to Nowhere Link on His Website Crook)
Thad Cochran (Sounds Like "Cockring" During Quorum Calls in the Senate Crook)

5:40 PM  
Blogger Patrick J. Fitzgerald said...

WOW! I just got an entry that is awesome! Keep sending them in so I can post muultiple entries tomorrow. Make me proud, DOJ Scouts!

6:00 PM  
Blogger bluewild said...

Patrick, I so want to make a poster but I do watercolors! Real paint that blends and bleeds. I went to CNet and I looked for free online DL which I couldn't find because I have no idea what DL is. I admit I am electronically illiterate but at least I am trying...I feel like those kids that had to repeat a grade...I have to actually paint a bleeding project for Friday AM...I will get to your very important poster project this weekend. This is getting me very excited. Wild. Interpret that as you will. I must call on my twin, the good twin, Blue Calm....

7:34 PM  
Anonymous Up in Michigan said...

Dang it! I wish I had talent. Can't you have a chocolate chip cookie baking contest? Or who looks the scariest first thing in the morning? I'd win that!

Good luck, players. Looking forward to seeing your work. No lack of inspiration, that's for sure.

7:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heh all the ladies are falling all over Fitzgerald....

Either way to be quite Frank(pardon the pun) they all need to be cleaned out of their crime soaked holes...

Including Represenative Steny Hoyer, William Jefferson, Joseph Lieberman and probably the most corrupt member of congress I've ever seen- Rahm Emanuel!!!

Yes, notice that they are all democrats. They need to join their brothers John Dolittle, Conrad Burns, John Cornyn, Jeff Sessions, Bob Ney, Tom Delay and of course Mitch McConnell in PRISON.


Go get them Fitzgerald, bring down the whole AIPAC Congress!!!!


9:24 PM  
Anonymous v from dc said...

right with you.
we need to start learning how to spell:

along with
President Fitzgerald.

has a rather nice sound to it, don't you think?

11:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Agree with that!!!

And then maybe Sibel Edmonds and ourselves can organize a completely independent, lobbyist free, THIRD-PARTY and make sure it gets elected!!!!

7:13 PM  
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