It May Be Too Late...
for most members of Congress.
It starts out with simple campaign contributions and that almost always leads to the hard stuff.
We don't have a large budget here at Justice for an expensive public service campaign to prevent corruption. Help us be judicious with your tax dollars by submitting your ideas for my new DOJ...
It starts out with simple campaign contributions and that almost always leads to the hard stuff.
We don't have a large budget here at Justice for an expensive public service campaign to prevent corruption. Help us be judicious with your tax dollars by submitting your ideas for my new DOJ...
" Just Say No Thank You To Graft Program."
The winning entry (poster and slogan) will receive a signed 8 x 10 glossy of yours truly and the thanks from a grateful nation. It will then be delivered to 100 Senators and 435 members of Congress (make that 434 - we are too late for Duke).
Good Luck!
Deadline for entries is December 16th.
For your convenience email: JustSayNoThankYou2GraftContest@gmail.com
For your convenience email: JustSayNoThankYou2GraftContest@gmail.com
Labels: Contest, Disgrace, Duke, Public Service
posted by Patrick J. Fitzgerald at 11/30/2005
11 Comments:
Well, my campaign slogan would be: "Commit the crime or you thumb would be cut off." That is exactly what the Mayor in Reno wanted to do to people who graffiti the city. And the prize is a 8 x 10 glossy of you, Fitz, with a signature??? Color or Black and white? You have to do more better than that. Is your piggy bank budget of DOJ that small???
Another campaign slogan should be: "Politicians should only have two terms: one in office and the other in prison."
I suggest using Paint Shop Pro (free online DL at CNET.com) or Photoshop and use a digital picture of Duke, DeLay, whomever and superimpose your slogan.
Email your entry to me personally since this is my pet project -Fitzmas@gmail.com or to JustSayNoThankYou2GraftContest@gmail.com if it is more convenient.
Hmmm... this outta be interesting.
Here's the rub: with the White House staff [the treasonous 23] in the crosshairs, how do we anticipate the 400+ to clean house. . .
Me thinks we need to fix the prosecutorial budget first to go after these red-handed knuckleheads
all of 'em.
at the same time.
It would be a very very Merry Fitzmas for months to come!
Hmm. 12 CongressCrooks, huh?
Tom DeLay (Chief Crook)
Roy Blunt (Replacement Crook)
Bob Ney (Coins and Casinos Crook)
John Doolittle (Animal Farm Crook)
Dana Rohrabacher (Islamic Terrorist Crook)
Tom Feeny (Beneficiary of Most Corrupt Voting Processes Crook)
Denny Hastert (Next in Line to the Presidency Crook)
Frank LoBiondo (There Is TOO Such a Thing as a Free Lunch Crook)
Jon Cornyn (Former future SCOTUS Crook)
Conrad Burns (At Least Lives in an Appropriate State Crook)
Dave Vitter (Hysterical Corruption Form to Nowhere Link on His Website Crook)
Thad Cochran (Sounds Like "Cockring" During Quorum Calls in the Senate Crook)
WOW! I just got an entry that is awesome! Keep sending them in so I can post muultiple entries tomorrow. Make me proud, DOJ Scouts!
Dang it! I wish I had talent. Can't you have a chocolate chip cookie baking contest? Or who looks the scariest first thing in the morning? I'd win that!
Good luck, players. Looking forward to seeing your work. No lack of inspiration, that's for sure.
Heh all the ladies are falling all over Fitzgerald....
Either way to be quite Frank(pardon the pun) they all need to be cleaned out of their crime soaked holes...
Including Represenative Steny Hoyer, William Jefferson, Joseph Lieberman and probably the most corrupt member of congress I've ever seen- Rahm Emanuel!!!
Yes, notice that they are all democrats. They need to join their brothers John Dolittle, Conrad Burns, John Cornyn, Jeff Sessions, Bob Ney, Tom Delay and of course Mitch McConnell in PRISON.
RIGHT WHERE THEY BELONG.
Go get them Fitzgerald, bring down the whole AIPAC Congress!!!!
THAT_IS_ALL
Anon:
right with you.
we need to start learning how to spell:
indictment
along with
President Fitzgerald.
has a rather nice sound to it, don't you think?
Agree with that!!!
And then maybe Sibel Edmonds and ourselves can organize a completely independent, lobbyist free, THIRD-PARTY and make sure it gets elected!!!!
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