Oct 28, 2005

Pat Tee Vee

Lights. Camera. *Action* - 2:15PM EST.



Blogger Patrick J. Fitzgerald said...

For my news conference today I am trying Clinique, Dewy Smooth Anti-Aging Makeup SPF 15 - Beige Petal...let me know how I look. Here I come!

1:13 PM  
Blogger SamuelAlito said...

You had your fifteen minutes.

When GWB takes your spotlight away on monday by naming me as the replacement for your friend miers, no one will remember you ever happened.


2:12 PM  
Blogger Patrick J. Fitzgerald said...

How did I do?

2:22 PM  
Blogger I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby said...

You looked extremely fat. And mean.

2:35 PM  
Blogger Patrick J. Fitzgerald said...

Ya think? Hey wait a minute, you lie!

2:54 PM  
Blogger Archie's Grandson said...

If I were a straight woman, I'd want to have your children. I'd consider it even though I'm not.

3:20 PM  
Blogger Patrick J. Fitzgerald said...

I would say call me post-op, but the technology is just not there yet.

4:29 PM  
Blogger No, not that one said...

You were hot. A little longwinded, but you'll have a chance to make up for it next time.

Remember, they said the same thing about Bill Clinton, and look where it got him.

12:04 PM  
Blogger bluewild said...

Well...I've heard that Clinique is THE BEST foundation. I thought you looked hot....very hot and somewhat sweaty....where was the make-up girl with the blotter???!!! Thankfully, you had the distraction of interesting information to keep us from wondering about that little shiny window on your forehead...

12:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Best regards from NY! »

2:55 AM  

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