Apr 28, 2006

I Didn't Receive The Evite...

to this social "function" Wednesday night, but in all reality I just like to prosecute evil doers, not give them cardiac arrest...

Let's Party While We Can Bash
"There was a buzz when Dick Cheney walked into the "Fox News Sunday" 10th anniversary bash Wednesday night, but it was another guest -- arriving fashionably late -- who really got heads turning. Here?!!?" [more]

...Besides, I would have become the "story" instead of Hillary and I am not that eager to grace the pages of the Washington Post's Style section. Still, I keep chuckling to myself when I imagine the reactions of Karl Rove, Dick Cheney, and Tom DeLay if they spied me strolling into Cafe Milano - priceless. ;)


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, I didn't get an Evite either and the food is way better at Signatures!

10:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rove - crap in his clean underwear

Cheney - growl and pop nitro pills

Tom Delay - pistol whip or spritz you with DDT

10:40 PM  
Blogger teak said...

At first I thought it said you actually went to this gross fest....it would be good to mess with their minds though. I think at this point, Mr. Fitzgerald, you sneezing would require a Pamper run for this crooked bunch.

I'd be thinking of fun ways to mess with their heads....offer Scooter some 'bear claws' pastry or something.

10:45 PM  
Blogger Suzie-Q (S-Q) said...

I think if Fitz just walked into the room with a few papers in his hand & smiling...that would make all of them very nervous! Especially Turd Blossom right now! LOL!

11:10 PM  
Blogger Suzie-Q (S-Q) said...


11:34 PM  
Blogger The Astral Technician said...

One thing great about being a street musician, is that you can perform in front of thousands of people and never have to sell out...

What was that girl
Doin' ther neath his desk
Pretendin that no one could see?

The answer my friend
Is blowin Bill clinton
The answer is blowin Bill Clinton.

12:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This quote best decribe the party..
soundlike DC Studio 54

" Now that I am in D.C. I am finding that this town is a travesty. It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham."

ROVE's future legacy

"My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you "

5:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh mom also said:

"If you.ve hung your a_ _ on one bar stool you've hung your a_ _ on 'em all they are all the same from Podunk to Monte Carlo..they're all fools sittin' there" quote my mom

5:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good thing you didn't go. I don't think you would feel comfortable at that party.
On a side note, I'm wondering how democratic Mr. & Mrs. Clinton really are since they are so friendly with the Bush family.

9:36 AM  
Blogger Suzie-Q (S-Q) said...

Keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer!

12:20 PM  
Blogger GrandmaNuk said...

to be a fly on the wall.....

2:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahh now that would've been an interesting event....

Clinton Bush crime families are like the Gotti-Corleone families together again

3:45 PM  
Blogger airJackie said...

Fitz you're news anyway just going to starbucks is in the paper. I'm just surprised these guys don't follow you as you travel from plane to plane. When this indictment comes you'll really see how much they can do with a camera.

1:57 PM  

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